Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff

Ever wondered what your houseplants really think about you? Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is the hilarious and irreverent guide you didn’t know you needed—taking you inside the snarky minds of your leafy companions. If you’ve ever felt the silent judgment from your fiddle-leaf fig or caught a side-eye from your philodendron, this quirky little book is for you.

Inside, you'll discover:

• Cheeky Plant Musings: Get to know what your plants are truly thinking when you forget to water them (again).
• Hilarious Observations: From feeling neglected to secretly plotting revenge, these plants have more attitude than you’d expect.
• Relatable Humor: Perfect for plant parents who’ve bought a green friend on a whim—or those who spend too much time wondering if their plants are low-key plotting their downfall.
• Unique Gift: A perfect present for plant enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a good laugh.

Whether you’re a dedicated plant parent or an occasional waterer, this tongue-in-cheek look at the inner lives of houseplants will make you rethink your relationship with those innocent-looking green roommates.

Paperback | English | 96 pages | 4.5 x 0.6 x 6.5 inches

Prepare for sass, judgment, and more than a little plant drama in this laugh-out-loud gift book for plant lovers with a sense of humor.